Fat Steven Seagal Attempting To Give A "Martial Arts Demonstration" Is A Sight To See

Listen, I know less than nothing about the martial arts. Maybe this chunky monkey is defending these attacks straight out of a backyard wrestling ring perfectly, maybe he’s not. I don’t know. But look at this thing. Show some humanity and give him something to lean up against at least. Seagal pretending like he’s not struggling to breathe is quite possibly the best acting he’s ever done. For real. I’m not sure if he’s keeping it in first gear because of extreme apathy or cause he already shit his pants. Probably a happy medium.